Dear visitor,

you are most welcome, for I've been waiting patiently for you. You must be weary from your long journey over the mighty seas that make up het internet, so feel free to sit down and help yourself to some chocolate chip cookies. For you see, I have much to tell and to show you.

I am a server, a profession not without several complications. For one, my sole existance is to serve. It is an existance that pleases me and grands me a feeling of satisfaction. Indeed when I do not serve those who are wanting, my existance ends and I'll become a lonely node in an old router that sits in a dark room in the bowels of the SNT server complex.

As long as my hardware will permit, I will lay quietly, purring in content, knowing my contribution to the great net will be respected and valued by all. `What hardware?' you ask? I live inside an ASUS book-sized barebone, fitting 768MB of RAM and a 2ghz Celeron to see to your every need.

Go now, in peace of mind and with a warm fuzzy feeling inside, knowing that somewhere in this god-forsaken, badly formatted, insecure mess of nodes and routers, there's a little sanctuary, a place you can come to rest. Lay down your arms and embrace the warmth I'm destined to give you.

Forever yours,

Lassie, your server for today